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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
aliciasw0nderland: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007 reblogging for future references OMG. ^
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When someone says i'm a bitch.
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Anonymous asked: hey...i've had the biggest crush on you for awhile! i don't go on here a lot. but please message me on www.findersingle.com under the username "wishfulthinker". please don't get all weird. =)
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I want to get to know my followers SO ask box it:
jesscocaine: 1. Your name 2. Your age 3. Where you’re from 4. 3 things you love 5. 3 things you hate 6. Favourite song 7. One random question
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90 Year Old Granny Arrested for Dealing Pot →
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The 2nd to last GIF in your folder is who you will...
poisonrain: Marrying: Reaction: Morning After: mine: Marry: Reaction: Morning After: must some night i guess. 
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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Why try so hard to fit in, when you are born to...
- What A Girl Wants. 
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The L: Series: CIKLET: LUST Chapter 7 →
ziyanaiaqilla: Ilee duduk di salah sebuah meja yang tersusun di sebuah restoran Indonesia bernama 1945 di kawasan Pyrmont. Kedua Liam dan Lily turut ada di sisi. Sudah lama tekaknya tidak merasa makanan Asia. Kebetulan pula malam itu kedua Tuan Azlan dan Puan Sarimah datang menjenguk.
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