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November 2010
When I sit next to someone really hot...
I’m like
But deep inside I’m actually like
oh my god, the bottom gif is just…
If I was a guy for a day.
I would:
- Masturbate
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
- PEE. STANDING. UP.
- Have sex….just sayin’
i would have a one night stand with the bitch i hated the most just to see how good they are in bed. and make porn videos with them.
shit, i’m disturbed.
